We interrupt your regularly scheduled knit blog to bring you this breaking news story! Today, at 9:38 a.m., the tight security surrounding the Diva compound was broken by a notorious intruder, Mr. Hugeo Turtle. One of the Diva’s security guards, Mr. Loki, was first on the scene. After the alarm was raised, Mr. Loki was joined at the scene by Mr. Bodhi. Both Mr. Loki and Mr. Bodhi are fiercely devoted to the Diva and feel their purpose in life is to protect her from harm. The Diva was, of course, startled and came to witness the strength of her squad with only her felted clogs to protect her feet from a possible snap from Mr. Turtle. With the full force of their scary voices, raised hackles and persistence the intruder was chased away. He could not be taken into custody at this time as an invisible barrier around the Diva compound prevent further chase of the suspect. You will see a picture of the suspect at the left of your screen. Consider him armed and harmless.

Mr. Bodhi and Mr. Loki are reported to be in stable yet exhausted condition. They will recover on the cool floor of the Diva mansion until they have regained their energy or until one of the feline residents revives them from their stupor. This breaking story was brought by your reporter on scene, Sunny Weather. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

**The turtle was never in danger. The invisible fence prevents the boys from getting within 3 feet of the neighbors fence. Somehow the turtle was smart enough to realize this.