So, I had this “brilliant” last minute idea for a pattern to submit to the winter Knitty…theme holiday, last minute gifts, etc. My main (”normal”) submission was already finished. Since this one was a last minute idea, I only had 3 days to design and complete it. In retrospect, NOT one of my better ideas. Clearly a case of “just because you can knit it, doesn’t mean you should.” I’m hesitant to share my embarrassment with you, but I figured, what the heck. Now that the You Knit What blog is defunct, where is one to enjoy some fug?? Besides, I know quite a few knit bloggers out there who are stressed right now and could use a good laugh. I give you, the “Yarn Tree.” If you must comment, please be kind. I am a lot more sensitive than people think I am.